Paras Kuhad

Who are we .. ? i don't know...but more or less translation is more important to us..Just translate
ki bhai ...
:hey dude..
"tum ho to gata hai dil tum nahi to geet kanha ... "
:If you are there then my heart sings otherwise it doesn't :P

Not getting me .. ? Well I don't expect you to understand what I am going to suggest because it is very sophisticated in terms of your sophistication :P . However reading this post will add some notes to your www surfing experience.

Here it goes :

You should be very verbose while expressing your emotions .. and of course you can target your public profiles. They are not just the representation of your bio indeed it speaks about the 'bio' "you and your specialities" (1. main aur 2. mere gum [1. Me and 2. my sorrows] )

Here I am providing some recommendations when you are about to create or update your public profiles :-
(If you are on beeeeep then my recommendation rocks )

1) Your profile name should be written in such a hebrew style so that no body can read it :D
If you can write your name in your local language then it would be a +
2) A long suffix after your name or nick name should be there representing your current location or situation such as :
"xyz roshan . ~~~~ [abhi] gumnam andhere main "
3) This suffix can be a long list of all locations that you have visited in ur life. (Yes this is the opportunity to prove that you are a hitch hiker )
4) This suffix may be the contact number or any quotation that you want others to read. If they don't read it [ yes they don't :( ] just visit their profile frequently or leave a 'hi' on there profile ...technically speaking .. it would generate an e-mail to their mailbox and that quotation along with your title would be there in mail.

5) Your display picture is very important for your profile it reflects your nature and inner thoughts. If it belongs to your favourite celebrity or a cartoon then no problem else if you are putting yours then make it a little blur (Hiding your real identity is an art ... some other day )
6) If your message box is full of "who are u ?" OR "have we ever met" type of messages and message box is public then DO delete these messages. Because it leaves a negative impact on your profile visitor. Even empty inbox is better to show off.

And how this little but crucial technical awareness can be spread to your friends :
1) You can welcome your friend to internet by creating ones beeeeep profile. Sometimes it happens that they don't know what an email account is .. no worries create one for them and teach them how to change the password.. I hope it will be easier to be understood. No no no ... don't tell them about search engines otherwise they will discover their own ways. It is more important to teach the right way.
2) You can organize teaching sessions about social networking trends. This will make you feel proud [that you exist on internet earlier in the chronological order ] and will boost up your confidence and of course will add some more + stuffs to your profile.
3) You can also earn by giving it a course name and charging some nominal bucks.

I tried my best :P .. to make this technical post better. Your free suggestions will add more B-).... go social ..

cheers !!